The All Bran Song

All ba ba; all ba bran - All ba ba; all ba bran
You got me regular and normal, regular and normal,
All b-ran, ba ba, all ba-bran

Went to the loo, just wouldn’t do
Sat there for an hour or two
All bran bran; all ba bran - All bran bran; all ba bran
You got me regular and normal, regular and normal,
All b-ran, ba ba, all ba-bran

Next day at eight, filled my plate
With all bran which I promptly ate
All ba bran; all ba bran - All ba ba; all ba bran
You got me regular and normal, regular and normal,
All b-ran, ba ba, all ba-bran

Gives me such a great sensation
When it cures my constipation
All ba bran; all ba bran - All ba ba; all ba bran
You got me regular and normal, regular and normal,
All b-ran, ba ba, all ba-bran

So if you spend hours on the loo
I’ve got just the thing for you
All ba bran; all ba bran - All ba ba; all ba bran
You got me regular and normal, regular and normal,
All b-raaaaaan

You got me regular, you got me normal
All b-raaaaaan