Where Do You Go To My Lovelies

Sue talks like Marlene Dietrich,
And John dances like Fred Astaire,
Your clothes are all made by Millets
You're a witty and erudite pair

You live in a fashionable terrace
In desirable Mid Winterslow
Where you keep your John Otway records
To amuse friends of long ago
    (just for a laugh, aha ha ha)

======= chorus =========
But where do you go to my lovelies
When the rest of us are watching TV
You put on your neoprene rubber
And sink to the bed of the sea
========================

When you go on your winter vacation
You mingle with millionaires
Both chic as you fly down the black runs
In precisely the right set of gear
    (oh yes you do)

On Fridays Chopper goes to the Nelson
With friends who think he's a vet
And he sips his ten pints of Ruddles
But he always gets his beard wet
    (yes he does)

======= chorus =========
But where do you go to my lovelies
When the rest of us are watching TV
You put on your neoprene rubber
And sink to the bed of the sea
========================
Your names are heard in high places
You know the Dhalai Llama
Chopper found him on Ev'rest
And Sue brought him back in the car
    (oh yes she did)

They say that Chopper loves diving
And Sue she can't get enough
They've suddenly decided to marry
But Sue is not up the duff
    (oh no she's not)

======= chorus =========
But where do you go to my lovelies
When the rest of us are watching TV
You put on your neoprene rubber
And sink to the bed of the sea
========================

I remember a cycling pub crawl
Two people in love on one bike
Both sharing a burning ambition
To get to the pub before Mike
    (and they did, yes they did)

So look into each other's eyes
And remember just why you are here
And sing with us one final chorus
So we can get back to our beer
    (oh yes we can)

======= chorus =========
But where do you go to my lovelies
When the rest of us are watching TV
You put on your neoprene rubber
And sink to the bed of the sea
========================

Now we know where do you go to my lovelies
The mountains, the sea and the sun
May it go on forever
Now you two have become one