Wish You Weren't There

So. So you think you could tell?
Glenfiddich from Bells?
New bitter from stale?
Can you tell a cheap foam,
From a good real ale?
A stout from a pale?
So you thought you could tell.

Did you demonstrate
Your ridiculous boasts
Weren't all for a tease
Hot air from a fools wheeze?
Big mouth but no brain
You were insane
To talk so loud in the bar
After drinking like a drain

How you wish,
How you wish you weren't there
There go ten lost pounds
Buying all another round
It's just not fair
The bets you made all went to show
You didn't know
The beers of fame
All taste the same ...